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Who would win in a fight? Willy Wonka or Colonel Sanders? (Test Post)

It's a question we've all wondered but have never had an answer to. Note that this question is only based on both men themselves (when it comes to physical abilities/ any standard weapons / accessories they carry on their bodies)- this means no oompa loompa armies / genetically enhanced chicken cyborgs. Who would win? » 5/29/13 4:10pm 5/29/13 4:10pm